22 October 2007

Chuck Norris Likes Huckabee

Today the answer to the question, "Who will be 44th?" is clear. According to CNN, Chuck Norris is supporting Mike Huckabee for President of the United States. Quoted, Norris said this: “Mike is also a respected and fearless leader, and he does not cower to the cries of any majority or minority,” Norris added. “He doesn't abandon his values for what's expedient. Like our Founding Fathers, he's not afraid to stand up for a Creator and against secularist beliefs.”

This may well remind readers of other significant Chuck Norris facts. For example:
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.


Anonymous said...

Chuck Norris once had a contest with Lance Armstrong over who had more testicles. Chuck Norris won by five.

Headless Horseman said...

Wow. You mean Chuck Norris tied the entire Democratic party?


Chuck Norris may be a martial arts god and he may be rich but he obviously doesn't know jack-shit about our founding fathers- Chuck d'ya ever hear of separation of church and state????

Sick is the country that cares about Chuck Norris!